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(Source: unlimited-sexy-works)
o so jake can kiss a decapitated head and its kawaii but when gamzee does it everyone poops themselves
- REASONS JAKE KISSED A DECAPITATED HEAD: to revive his friend
- REASONS GAMZEE KISSED A DECAPITATED HEAD: ???????????
Reasons gamzee kissed a decapitated head : he loved him
REASONS GAMZEE KISSED TAVROS’ DECAPITATED HEAD; HE WAS TRYING TO FUCKING REVIVE HIM. BECAUSE HEY, DID YOU KNOW WHEN YOU KISS A CORPSE AND THEIR DREAM SELF IS ALIVE, IT’S LIKE AN EXTRA LIFE??? AND IT BRINGS THEM BACK???
THE ONLY REASON IT DIDN’T WORK WAS BECAUSE TAVROS’ DREAM SELF DIED WITH EVERYONE ELSE’S WHEN PROSPIT AND DERSE WERE DESTROYED. SO HE SADLY STAYED DEAD.
NO HE’S NOT A PERVERT WHO MAKES OUT WITH SEVERED HEADS, JUST STOP RIGHT THERE DUDE.
This is an old family picture.
My family does not support my being in the LGBTQIA community. They actually are opposed to it. They tell me every day that its disgusting and that it’s sinful and I’ll go to hell for liking women.
I moved out when I was seventeen, and in January I moved back in with them because I couldn’t handle everything that was going on. Every day one of my five siblings tells me to go back to Minnesota. My little brother Charlie (the black baby in the picture) is now 8 and he constantly physically attacks me and tells me that I’m not his sister and to leave. My other siblings make it very obvious and clear that they don’t want me here and my parents tell me constantly that they’re gonna kick me out soon.
I’ve been saving every penny for a bus ticket to Oregon to stay with my best friend and today I found this picture in my sisters’ room ON DISPLAY. Not hidden. On display. They cut my face out of the picture.And that… That was just the last straw.
I don’t care if anyone reblogs this or whatever, I don’t wanna get popular, I just want people to know that this is not what a family looks like. This is not something people should have to go through.This is no life.
Your family is full of shit and you are butterfly that got trapped in shit and I am happy that you are about to escape uwu
mew2:
“hello friends!! it’s nice to meet you!!”
(Source: blackmarket)
ok ok but just imagine
it’s april fools
john is pranking his dad
he hides every hat in the house and replaces them with novelty hats
and dad wakes up in the morning and goes to get ready and he just like
refuses to be fazed
so he puts on one of the joke hats like
“have a good day at school son i’m off to work”
i’m bringing this back up because why isn’t this the MOST REBLOGGED DAD HEADCANON EVER?
Nightmarity sitting on Dash’s face? You betcha. Dash finally being used as a seat instead of Flutters? Uh huh. NiggerFaggot finally posting up more pones on his dust collecting tumblr? No doubt.
Things be lookin’ real good, niggis.
I’ve been wanting to do something with Nightmare Rarity for a while now, so I put a sketch together the other night and colored everything in this afternoon. This was actually a pretty quick piece; I don’t think I spent more than a couple hours on it.
Nightmarity has a really pretty mane. That was a lot of fun to draw/figure out. Also, I’m not sure if the Cutie Mark is 100% accurate since the comic kinda fiddled around with the number and position of little white stars in every panel. Maybe it’s an animated cutie mark? No clue. Looks good on her curvy little pone butt, though.
More to come soon, probably something lewd. And animated. Keep it classy, ponefriends.
Bunnys for all!
(Source: amnerchy)
(Source: sweetalchemies)
Science experiment: Who is easiest to summon?
Egberts?
Pizza?
John Green?
A vegan?
The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise.
fuck you vegans aren’t your source of entertainment you animal killers.
and the vegan wins
why milk a cow when you have horses
not everything is related to fucking doctor who.
not everything is related to fucking sherlock.
not everything is related to fucking homestuck.
not everything pertains to your fucking fandom.
sometimes things are just things
but just a reminder as long as it’s not offensive (like making fan fiction regarding a recent tragedy) you can make all the fandom references you want
This is kinda cute, what is this manga called? :o
“going into heat like a cat”
(Source: milky-syrup)
hey its not so bad i’ve found the first useful thing about this relatively useless update
you can post pictures it just takes a workaround, put a filler image, then go into html mode and replace the link to the filler image with the link to the image you want to use
With Homestuck in a super hiatus maybe this time could be used translating the comic into various languages.
Now I’m not talking about regular languages like German or Mexicish or Canadese. I’m talking like…..D-Tier languages.
Like Ubbi Dubbi
Morse Code
Phonetic Morse Code
Cat
TL,DR
Banjo-Kazooiese
Windings
Phonetic Wingdings
It’s a whole world of possibilities.